{"id":176,"date":"2008-03-13T18:30:16","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T23:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/angel\/blog\/?p=176"},"modified":"2008-03-13T18:32:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T23:32:21","slug":"how-does-one-define-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"How does one define &#8220;Old&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"photo_h\">Damian pushing his toy car out the back door.<br \/>\n08 March 2008<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/photos\/2008\/03\/Damian_car_08March2008_1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p id=\"photo_v\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/photos\/2008\/03\/Damian_car_08March2008_2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure you have heard the saying, &#8220;If it&#8217;s too loud, then you&#8217;re too old.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Well, it&#8217;s been too loud for many years now.\u00c2\u00a0 I hate loud music and loud movies &#8212; it hurts my ears and annoys me&#8230; a lot.\u00c2\u00a0 And I listen to &#8220;soft rock.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s true; I do.\u00c2\u00a0 And I&#8217;m not ashamed to admit it.<\/p>\n<p>So how do I know that I&#8217;m not too old?\u00c2\u00a0 Because I still find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/articles\/view\/editorials\/zeropunctuation\/2901-Zero-Punctuation-Call-of-Duty-4\">this Call of Duty 4 review<\/a> funny.\u00c2\u00a0 It has lots of cussing and crude sexual humor.\u00c2\u00a0 The day that I find things like this more crude than humorous is the day that I am officially &#8220;old.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that day may be coming soon.\u00c2\u00a0 I found 95% of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0478311\/\"><em>Knocked Up<\/em><\/a> crude, annoying, and a complete waste of time.\u00c2\u00a0 However, the remaining 5% was laugh-out-loud funny.\u00c2\u00a0 But is it worth 126 minutes of my life for those 7 minutes of laughter?\u00c2\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think so.\u00c2\u00a0 I think I&#8217;ll stick with Colin Firth and Jane Austen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damian pushing his toy car out the back door. 08 March 2008 I&#8217;m sure you have heard the saying, &#8220;If it&#8217;s too loud, then you&#8217;re too old.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Well, it&#8217;s been too loud for many years now.\u00c2\u00a0 I hate loud music and loud movies &#8212; it hurts my ears and annoys me&#8230; a lot.\u00c2\u00a0 And I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angelsdesk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}